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FOURTH NIGHT

Fourth Night

Fourth Night is a collection of essays, polemics, reportage, satire, fiction and photojournalism that I’ve been posting on the fourth night of every month since July 4, 2005. See my first posting for an explanation of why I first set up Fourth Night.  Before that I would write long entries (usually between 3-4,000 words apiece) once a month, which is exactly the opposite of what one should do to increase an online readership. It’s comparable to hawking Russian fur hats in the Caribbean. I now post three times per month: on the night of the 4th, the 14th, and the 24th. (To receive an update by email whenever there is a new post CLICK HERE)

In an effort to start offering something more in step with the present-day climate, on July 4th I began hosting a blog-based literary reality show on this website called Fourth Fiction. Twelve contestants, writing pseudonymously, each began a novella and readers voted them off until one remained. When a journalist turns reality show host what can one say except that these are hard times indeed. So much for the alleged dignity of the writer. Now about me:

CONSTANTINE MARKIDES

Constantine Markides - Fourth Night - Fourth Fiction Host

Anatomical Specifications: Male, 6′3”, 185 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, unevolved from a piliferous perspective but otherwise firmly Homo sapiens.

Education: BA in philosophy from Columbia and MA in English from University College London, both invaluable to the intellectual life and both valueless to a novelist’s life (see “Work Experience” for details).
Work Experience (in alphabetic order): bartender, book reviewer, brain study subject, busker,  caretaker, carpenter, caterer, conscript, counselor, editor, farm worker, fashion exec assistant, fish market packer, foreign correspondent, garbage compactor, gardener, grip,  harmonica instructor, high school tutor, house painter, human rights researcher, journalist, lawn mower, library aide, lifeguard, literary agent assistant, mover, music teacher, newspaper reporter, office aid to Rabbi, proofreader, publishing intern, recycling inspector, road worker, sternman, stock analyst, stringer, substitute teacher, swimming instructor, technology teacher, trail maintainer, transcriber, translator, tree planter, tunaboat crewman, waiter, website consultant.

Skills: Archaeological proficiency in the archaic newspaper and literary practices of late-twentieth century antiquity.

World Records: Most Connect Four Pieces Held in Hand at Once

Religious Affiliation: Affiliate with believers and non-believers alike. Unsettled by the possibility that God doesn’t exist and even more so by the possibility that he does.

Political Beliefs: Reject the politics of freedom fries. Opposed to all varieties of authoritarianism and illegitimate power except in own fiction, where despotic rule is the norm.

Philosophical outlook: Cynic with crypto-idealist leanings.

Moral Fabric: Highly variable.

Emotional Status: Mostly clear, subject to climactic disturbances and occasional pyroclastic surges.

Infirmities: Recovering egoholic who in moments of weakness lapses into former delusions of self-grandeur.

Communist Terrorist Affiliations: None.

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Contact: Constantine Markides

fourthnight [at] gmail [dot] com

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