Comments on: TUCK 5 http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/ Essays, Journalism, Fiction, Photography, Video, Reality Shows, and other etceteras by Constantine Markides Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:02:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Constantine Markides http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2435 Constantine Markides Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:56:40 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2435 You're welcome Tuck. You should do nothing about your avatar. It suits you just fine. You’re welcome Tuck. You should do nothing about your avatar. It suits you just fine.

]]> By: Tuck http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2434 Tuck Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:49:44 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2434 This is where I say how much fun it was to be part of Fourth Fiction and how it was an amazing experience and the rest of that reality show drama. I’ve flipped through the tube before. I know how it goes. The worst thing about going is that I’ve spent so much time and effort cultivating enemies. Now after all that hard work, I’m losing them. I hope I’ve left you with warm fuzzy feelings of animosity. I tried in my farewell, which I'm about to submit, to ensure you’ll still have the pitchforks out in December. Thanks to the Host. But you really should do something about your picture that shows up by your comments. I know you want to present yourself like this dashing side-glancing journalist who’s thinking about important bullshit and what have you. Just next time, take it easy on the photo editing. I know you were aiming for the thoughtful Don Juan look but it came out radioactive. Just looking out for you. Turns out the fellow with the most guts was Eros. I went medieval on his ass and it didn’t faze him. He didn’t throw any fits or join the manhunt. He kept his cool and took it all in stride. I kicked him in the balls and still he signed off with love every time. That takes some tough goddamn balls. So Blackjack5555 or Eros or whoever the hell you are, I salute you. Tuck. This is where I say how much fun it was to be part of Fourth Fiction and how it was an amazing experience and the rest of that reality show drama. I’ve flipped through the tube before. I know how it goes.

The worst thing about going is that I’ve spent so much time and effort cultivating enemies. Now after all that hard work, I’m losing them. I hope I’ve left you with warm fuzzy feelings of animosity. I tried in my farewell, which I’m about to submit, to ensure you’ll still have the pitchforks out in December.

Thanks to the Host. But you really should do something about your picture that shows up by your comments. I know you want to present yourself like this dashing side-glancing journalist who’s thinking about important bullshit and what have you. Just next time, take it easy on the photo editing. I know you were aiming for the thoughtful Don Juan look but it came out radioactive. Just looking out for you.

Turns out the fellow with the most guts was Eros. I went medieval on his ass and it didn’t faze him. He didn’t throw any fits or join the manhunt. He kept his cool and took it all in stride. I kicked him in the balls and still he signed off with love every time. That takes some tough goddamn balls. So Blackjack5555 or Eros or whoever the hell you are, I salute you.
Tuck.

]]> By: Tuck http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2399 Tuck Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:57:32 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2399 Phew. Pass the peace pipe. For a second there I thought you were going to quote from Nora's last bedroom scene. Phew. Pass the peace pipe. For a second there I thought you were going to quote from Nora’s last bedroom scene.

]]> By: littlestar http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2375 littlestar Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:11:51 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2375 You've probably realised by now that I've never mentioned you or any other FourthFiction contestant on Twitter... (c: You’ve probably realised by now that I’ve never mentioned you or any other FourthFiction contestant on Twitter… (c:

]]> By: Eros http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2366 Eros Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:12:43 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2366 Tuck, Thank you for your offer of help but I don’t go door to door. People just wonder into my life. As for walking behind you, I have a little quote to answer that. Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Walk beside me; that we may be as one. ~Native American Proverb This is what a dear friend told me once and I tell my friends now. It ends that issue. What make you think that you would have to be a “bleeding heart liberal” to be my friend. I have friends from all walks of life, some of them even call themselves “right wing conservative nut-jobs”. :) Love, Eros Tuck, Thank you for your offer of help but I don’t go door to door. People just wonder into my life. As for walking behind you, I have a little quote to answer that.

Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead.
Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Walk beside me; that we may be as one.
~Native American Proverb

This is what a dear friend told me once and I tell my friends now. It ends that issue. What make you think that you would have to be a “bleeding heart liberal” to be my friend. I have friends from all walks of life, some of them even call themselves “right wing conservative nut-jobs”. :) Love, Eros

]]> By: Tuck http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2320 Tuck Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:55:56 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2320 All is not hopeless for Fourth Fuction when there's warriors like Tetra, Auggie and Annabones commenting. Even you Eros, you goddam walking history book. I can't say I've ever yawned reading anything you've written. If I ever have a change of heart and decide to become a bleeding heart liberal I'll email you and maybe we can go door to door handing out daisies and pamphlets on Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don't even think about walking behind me. All is not hopeless for Fourth Fuction when there’s warriors like Tetra, Auggie and Annabones commenting. Even you Eros, you goddam walking history book. I can’t say I’ve ever yawned reading anything you’ve written. If I ever have a change of heart and decide to become a bleeding heart liberal I’ll email you and maybe we can go door to door handing out daisies and pamphlets on Sodom and Gomorrah. Just don’t even think about walking behind me.

]]> By: Eros http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2314 Eros Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:01:11 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2314 http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-4/#comment-1833 So Tuck I am glad to see that you are still around so that I can say this to you. The use of the word “faggy” is wrong and you know it but I will give you a lesson on it any way. Faggy slang from Faggot =”a bundle of sticks and branches bound together”. Do you have any idea why they call homosexuals that, No while I will tell you. It is because during the Burning Times when they would burn a witch at the stake they would take the men and women thought to be homosexual and tie them up and add them to the pier of green wood. They did this to slow the fire and increase the suffering of the witch. So not only did these innocent people get to slowly burn to death, they also got to know that they were adding to the pain of another innocent person. So anytime you call someone a fag, faggy, faggot, or anything like it you are wishing the same fate on them. Now I know that you are a SOB, but I don’t even think that you a modern human would wish such a fate on anyone, so please remember what I have told you when get that urge to call someone those names. http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/round-6-video-lebowski-fest/#comment-2302 Now to go on about your little Sodom and Gomorrah comment. These two ancient city were not destroyed because of homosexuality, they were destroyed because of rampant promiscuity and overwhelming lust. If you don’t think so just go back and read those books again with an open mind, forgetting the health codes of an antiquated civilization bent on populating the world and that knew nothing about germs or their true means of spreading, you will see what I mean. On a personal note I am sorry that you were voted off. I think that you have a great talent for imaginary and you could do great things with it if you would stop trying to piss people off with it. I hope that being on here has shown you that no attention is better then bad attention. I also hope that you have a great life and find peace and happiness. If you want to write me after December I will sent an email address to the host that he can give you. Love, Eros http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-4/#comment-1833
So Tuck I am glad to see that you are still around so that I can say this to you. The use of the word “faggy” is wrong and you know it but I will give you a lesson on it any way. Faggy slang from Faggot =”a bundle of sticks and branches bound together”. Do you have any idea why they call homosexuals that, No while I will tell you. It is because during the Burning Times when they would burn a witch at the stake they would take the men and women thought to be homosexual and tie them up and add them to the pier of green wood. They did this to slow the fire and increase the suffering of the witch. So not only did these innocent people get to slowly burn to death, they also got to know that they were adding to the pain of another innocent person. So anytime you call someone a fag, faggy, faggot, or anything like it you are wishing the same fate on them. Now I know that you are a SOB, but I don’t even think that you a modern human would wish such a fate on anyone, so please remember what I have told you when get that urge to call someone those names.

http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/round-6-video-lebowski-fest/#comment-2302
Now to go on about your little Sodom and Gomorrah comment. These two ancient city were not destroyed because of homosexuality, they were destroyed because of rampant promiscuity and overwhelming lust. If you don’t think so just go back and read those books again with an open mind, forgetting the health codes of an antiquated civilization bent on populating the world and that knew nothing about germs or their true means of spreading, you will see what I mean.

On a personal note I am sorry that you were voted off. I think that you have a great talent for imaginary and you could do great things with it if you would stop trying to piss people off with it. I hope that being on here has shown you that no attention is better then bad attention. I also hope that you have a great life and find peace and happiness. If you want to write me after December I will sent an email address to the host that he can give you.

Love, Eros

]]> By: Tuck http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2313 Tuck Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:19:43 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2313 Now, now. Don't be such a jealous little star. Okay, I got your little message. I'll go look at your little Twitter page too... Now, now. Don’t be such a jealous little star. Okay, I got your little message. I’ll go look at your little Twitter page too…

]]> By: littlestar http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2312 littlestar Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:13:08 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2312 Wow. Tuck seems to have spent a ludicrous amount of time stalking FourthFiction followers on Twitter!? Wow. Tuck seems to have spent a ludicrous amount of time stalking FourthFiction followers on Twitter!?

]]> By: tetra http://www.fourthnight.com/2009/09/tuck-5/comment-page-1/#comment-2272 tetra Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:41:52 +0000 http://www.fourthnight.com/?p=2922#comment-2272 Tuck 'em mate. You should blog the rest of the story somewhere because there are interesting places it can go. I hear the people who live in Limassol Heights are a pretty wild and wacky bunch (not that this separates them much from the sea gazers). The Middle Eastern Chandler with gonads. The hostility you inspired has led to a ritual castration. Great reality stuff and it could also be Coco's charm working against you. Down with moralising in fiction. It looks like Mary Whitehouse has brainwashed a generation of minds; the fabric of the writing art is being twisted into a good shepherd sermon. And you could have been the antidote... Tuck ‘em mate. You should blog the rest of the story somewhere because there are interesting places it can go. I hear the people who live in Limassol Heights are a pretty wild and wacky bunch (not that this separates them much from the sea gazers). The Middle Eastern Chandler with gonads. The hostility you inspired has led to a ritual castration. Great reality stuff and it could also be Coco’s charm working against you. Down with moralising in fiction. It looks like Mary Whitehouse has brainwashed a generation of minds; the fabric of the writing art is being twisted into a good shepherd sermon. And you could have been the antidote…

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