Roundup of the 10 Literary Dares

Jul 24, 2009 by Constantine Markides

DARE 3 – Write something from the perspective of a sperm.12:00 AM Jul 17th from web

IGOR: Hear the distant groans. I weep in this dark as louts whoop and whip about me. Beastly man, your swelling pleasure is my death charge.10:07 AM Jul 17th from web

COCO: His moment had at last arrived. My love, here I come! he cried with joy as he shot off into the… toilet bowl.11:47 AM Jul 17th from web

RHAE: They all opposed birth control but only he favored abstinence. The mere sight of the urethra scared him. He just wasn’t ready yet.12:41 PM Jul 17th from web

NORA: He squiggled shyly outside her chambers, unsure if he should knock or barge in. He never really thought this part through.2:00 PM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry

TESS: The sperm gazed in despair upon his unresponsive flaccid tail. He turned to the ovum. “This must be what you call irony.”3:10 PM Jul 17th from web

ISIS: Like Shiva I can bring disease and misery. Like Brahma, new life and creation. I contain all. I am sperm.4:56 PM Jul 17th from web

FIDO: It’s all in the flagella, bro! That’s where u generate ur drive. Remember: float like a butterfly, squirm like a sperm!5:54 PM Jul 17th from UberTwitter

OLAF: Ova was the most beautiful egg Wiggles had ever seen. He knew at once she was the only one for him.6:44 PM Jul 17th from web

TUCK: In mid-flight, they realized in horror they were the money shot.6:54 PM Jul 17th from web

OMAR: They stared at him wide-eyed around the campfire. “Ay, me lads. Some died from the collision, spermicide fried the rest.”7:47 PM Jul 17th from TwitterFon