Roundup of the 10 Literary Dares

Jul 24, 2009 by Constantine Markides

Dare 9 - Write an elegy to the Taco Bell Chihuahua

DARE 9 -- Write an elegy to the Taco Bell Chihuahua, who died today.12:01 AM Jul 23rd from web

TESS: Taco Bell Chihuahua… … Yo Quiero Llorarabout 24 hours ago from Twitterrific

IGOR: Within those oystered tacos / the fearless demand yet swells / the famed words shall ever knell / “Yo quiero Taco Bell”about 14 hours ago from web

OLAF: Y.I.P. Taco Bell Chihuahuaabout 12 hours ago from web

ISIS: Anubis, God of Death, you who are the Opener of the Ways, the Dark Pupil of the Sun, deliver Taco Bell Chihuahua to the Eternal Gardenabout 10 hours ago from web

RHAE: History will remember you, Gidget, not for your spunky impertinence but for breaking ground as the first famous transvestite Chihuahuaabout 8 hours ago from web

TUCK: They’re cremating you, Chihuahua, but we know how you’d really want it: in the Taco Bell meat grinder, with the other dogs.about 6 hours ago from web

UTAH: Poor dog. It must have been all that fast food.#4thfictionabout 5 hours ago from web

NORA: Inscription on a Tomb for Gidget: “Por favor, drop the chalupa, shed not a tear. This taco in my tomb is my comfort, my cheer.”about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

OMAR: Once the last customer order’d; the sauces pack’d away; the counter wash’d; I wept and yet shall weep for thee, taco bell chihuahua.about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

FIDO: peace out u bugeyed bigeared badass tacotalkin pimpdawg! Tell ol Big Beard not to skimp on ur chalupas or fido’ll come give him Hell!about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck